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Chicken Monkey Shoes?

Since I'd not been on here for a while I thought it might be worth me checking my profile on here. That and I was horribly bored. So I went through all the sections, favourite books, favourite films, and so on, and come to the final question, which is a random question. The first question that I come across (as you can choose to get a new question if you don't like the one you get) is this;

You're going to the Moon! What have you forgotten to pack?

Well, I am one of those people that has to triple check everything and still feel like I've forgotten something. So chances are, I haven't forgotten anything for my Moon trip. I have noticed though that, particularly when going to stay at Simon's before I moved, I would forget pyjamas and knickers. Whether that was my subconcious doing it deliberatley, I don't know. Anyone else have this problem?? And this, fellas, is why your girlfriend starts to leave things at yours occasionally - it's not cos she's trying to get you to commit, it's cos she's sick of going commando the morning after!

Deciding that I didn't like that question much, I flicked through and had a look at some of the other random questions. If anyone can come up with a sensible/senseless answer for thesequestions, please let me know!

Q. OK, we know they don't need them, but don't you think some fish would like a bicycle?
A. The sensible part of me says 'well how would they ride them?', and the fantastical side of me says 'YES! What good exercise for them! Anything that will help the problem with fish obesity'.

Q. You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specialises in plastics! What's the first thing you make?
A. A 'replacement man'

Q. You own a sweater that goes right down to your feet. What colour belt do you wear with it?
A. Ah, a question I can relate to! Depending on the colour of the sweater, it would probably be a wide red waist nipping belt. Perhaps even a waspie.

Q. Chicken Monkey Shoes?
A. ....Pardon? Is this some sort of password? Erm.... Liver...Parakeet...Volkswagon...

Q. You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
A. Erm... China?

Honestly, if you're ever totally bored at work and have a blog, just go and keep clicking for a new question on your profile, it's whole minutes of enjoyment!

posted by Kim @ 5/14/2008 03:52:00 pm