Monday, August 28, 2006

Kim's Cheapass Studenty Hairdressing...thing..... I'll think of a better name, promise

I've just discovered another possible career option for me. Due to me being still ridiculously poor, and due to my hair being very long and straight and just boring generally, I decided to get my old style back (the style I haven't had for the past two and a bit years after a severe accident with Edward Scissorhands) and cut it myself. I had planned to do this a few months back, in France, but chickened out every time. Well, I'd just like to say that I am a fantastic hairdresser. I look wonderful. Hurray!

So if you're in need of a trim or style and can't afford the £8 or whatever they charge at uni, call me, where I'll charge you the tidy sum of a JD and Coke and a tin of macaroni cheese, and leave you with hair worthy of a shampoo advert. I'll even throw in some friendly chat about the weather and your holidays, absolutely free!!!

Please note that I am also an experienced colourist, and have personally been using hair dyes for the past 11 years. I can style and colour your hair for the competitive sum of a bacon sandwich, a biro and a traffic cone.

Oh yes, typical student am I.

4 Comments:

At 8/28/2006 , Blogger Dougal said...

If I had enough hair to cut, you could do it...

 
At 8/28/2006 , Anonymous mezzzzzzzzzz said...

1 cut for mez please :)

 
At 8/29/2006 , Blogger Kim said...

For you, Mez, I'll give you a discount; it'll only cost you a chicken chow mein :)

 
At 8/29/2006 , Blogger Yolty said...

sorry hun, you know about my stupid phobia about getting my hair cut, only someone who looks as old as my nan and someone with a track record to match,

student hairdressers make me nervous, whther their studying hairdressing or not, but you know if it was anything else id support you, and i may ever be coming for a colour soon

teehee

see you guys 2moro

gemz

 

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